Don't You All Wish,...

...you could get emails that started like this:

"I will spend every penny I own or can borrow or beg to take kayla away from you.."


and ended like this:

"Also I will sue you in a civil suit for all the pain, suffering and expense you have caused me..Have a happy day."

Sorry, you're not as lucky as me.

Some real blogging to come, I promise.